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Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
A: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

Cari Silver

Q: what does a tornado and a divorce in kentuky have in common?
A:someone is gonna lose a trailer

From: Dick Schlegel

Two families were having a feud.  One family lived on the Minnesota side of the border between Iowa and Minnesota, and the other family lived on the Iowa side.  The feud got serious and the Minnesota family started throwing sticks of dynamite across the border into the Iowa farm yard. One day, it put the eye of a cow out.  The Iowa family became so incensed that it started lighting the dynamite sticks that the Minnesotans had thrown over, and  throwing them back into the Minnesota family's farm yard.

From: Clint Tacker

Q: Why isn't Texas an island?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks.

From: Kenneth Devault

Question? If a man and woman get divorced in West Virginia are they still Brother and Sister?

From: BOOTH, EDDIE G.

Question: How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
Answer: They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.

Question: What does a girl from West Virginia say while she's having sex?
Answer: Roll over Dad; you're crushing my cigarettes.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Research has been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study, the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented in West Virginia.

Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was simple deduction, "If it was invented anywhere else, it . would have been called a teethbrush."

From: Michael McDonald

A young West Virgina teenage boy and his younger sister went to see the country doctor. The boy said "Doc, I think we need to get sis some of them there birth control pills". Incredulous, the doctor asked, "Why? Is she sexually active?" The boy thought for a moment, then replied, "Naw, she just lays there like her Mom."