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Due to Clinton's escapades
  The Lord added an 11th commandment:
    11. Thou shalt not stick thy rod in thy staff.
**\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
  THE CLINTON JOKES
    As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary
    request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return the
    stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?"
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
        Q :  What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
        A:  A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns!
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
    It's the spread eagle
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?"
    Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees."
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am?
    A: She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
      The Spelling Bee...Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a
spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the
three who knew that 'harass' was one word.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. None, they are too busy screwing the President.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
When women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the
President, 86% said "Not again."
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
      Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense:  Clinton
NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in disposition! He told her to lie in THIS
position....
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
    A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
    A: When Hillary is out of town.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
    A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
  **\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
    A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
**\\\**~~~ ••••• ~~~**///**
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Subject: Dry Cleaning

Subject: Bill & Monica

Sex with Paula Jones
There isn't enough beer in milwaukee to make a man admit to that!!

Paul Ames

Q:What does Monica Lawinski and a pop machine have in common?
A:They both say "Enter Bill Here!"

Jim Clark

They asked 75,000 women in America would they like to sleep with
Bill?
99% said:   NEVER AGAIN!

Seamus Murray

Monika Lewinsky walks in to a dry cleaner's the dry cleaner is hard of hearing, not realizing this Monika walks up to him and say's " I have this black dress and it has a stain on it"

The dry cleaner then replies " Cum again" and Monika says " No it's a Musturd stain this Time"

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