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A Green Bay Packer Fan In Minnesota
10-6-98
Two boys are playing football in Powderhorn Park, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Minnesota Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal Attack", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Vikings fan", the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Minneapolis, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.
"Tampa Bay Bucs' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Bucs fan either", the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Minneapolis was either for the Vikings or Tony Dungy's Bucs.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Packers fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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